Cleo Howie

Backstory

As a child, my parents abandoned me and dumped me in the ocean. I clung to a seagull desperate to find land. eventually, I washed up on shore, having eaten the seagull to stay alive. ur mom took me in and she was so sexy and hot. later around 9 years old, the seagull community hunted me down, and kidnapped me, in vengeance for the one I ate. it was there that I discovered that I had a long-lost sibling who was the leader of the seagulls and was the one who planned my kidnapping. I managed to escape by eating all of the seagulls and using their bones to make some bread yum yum yum. after I turned up at the police station I found my Hogwarts letter under a policeman's armpit. I was so happy that I was happy so I was happy. when I arrived at Hogwarts I was the first person to be called up. the sorting hat said that I belonged in no house cuz I'm a little bitch. however, I forced it to put me in Hufflepuff because no one will suspect me if I murder someone. it was later that I found out that my parents were strippers and they were both pureblood. I 'accidentally' set the whole castle on fire and killed the whole school, and that is why I'm a 13-year-old in first year. it turns out that I also killed a death eater with my seagull army. well, that's my life. I hope you enjoyed it because I know I didn't. :D