A Study On Wizard Jokes
since it seems that students like jokes, here are some and I hope you like them
where do you find Dumbledore's army?
-up his sleevie
why is Severus Snape standing in the middle of the road?
-so you don't know wich side he's on
how many purebloods does it take to change a lightbulb?
-what's a lightbulb?
how many Harry Potters does it take to change a lightbulb?
-one, he holds it and the world revolves around him
how many Voldemorts does it take to change a lightbulb?
-none, that's why he's called the Dark Lord
Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
-They were following Draco.
why did Barty Crouch Jr stop drinking?
-it made him Moody
yo momma is so ugly she's called she-who-must-not-be-naked
Man, wizards have the best luck with women. They’re so charming!
you can say a lot about Voldemort but atleast he's not noisy
where does Fred Weasley shop?
on a scale from 1 to 10, howmuch do you love Harry Potter?
-9 and 3/4
(but siriusly 10)
Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
how many Slytherins does it take to change a lightbulb?
-5, 1 to change the lightbulb and 4 to say that with their fathers connection with the Government they could do it faster.