Popular Axioms For The Hogwarts Houses

Just for fun, 12 popular sayings and their variations as done by Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin.

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12 Popular Axioms

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Hufflepuff: If at first you don’t succeed, try again!


Slytherin: If at first you don’t succeed, try a different strategy.


Ravenclaw: If at first you don’t succeed, just give up. It’s probably just not your thing.


Gryffindor: Hey, at least you tried.



Gryffindor: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.


Slytherin: What doesn’t kill you will regret it.


Ravenclaw: What doesn’t kill you, walks on six legs, is smaller than a house but vaster than heaven?


Hufflepuff: What doesn’t kill you could be a potential friend.



Hufflepuff: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.


Ravenclaw: Do unto others as others do unto you.


Slytherin: Do unto others whatever you think you can get away with before they notice.


Gryffindor: Do unto others as Batman would do.



Slytherin: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.


Ravenclaw: If you can’t stand the heat, just turn the heat down. 


Hufflepuff: If you wanna hang out in the kitchen, you should know it’s pretty hot in there. Gryffindor: You can stand the heat, and you’ll prove it. You’re no pussy. In fact, turn the heat up. That’ll show people.



Gryffindor: Honesty is the best policy.


Hufflepuff: Honesty is the only policy.


Ravenclaw: Honesty isn’t the worst policy. 


Slytherin: Honesty certainly is a policy.



Ravenclaw: Don’t judge a book by its cover.


Gryffindor: You’re supposed to judge a book by it’s cover; that’s why the cover is there.


Slytherin: Don’t judge a book you’re not planning to read. 


Hufflepuff: Don’t judge, man.



Hufflepuff: Cheaters never prosper.


Gryffindor: Cheating is okay when I do it.


Ravenclaw: Cheaters are people too incompetent enough to prosper correctly.


Slytherin: Cheating is easy, fun, and an important part of a balanced breakfast.



Slytherin: He that knows nothing, doubts nothing.


Ravenclaw: He that doubts nothing, knows nothing.


Gryffindor: He that doubts everything is a fucking pretentious asshole. 


Hufflepuff: All I know is these are the instructions that are written in the book. 



Ravenclaw: Jack of all trades, master of none.


Hufflepuff: I’m a jack of all trades and a master of none!


Gryffindor: Master all trades. 


Slytherin: Master all.



Gryffindor: Love conquers all.


Hufflepuff: Love is blind.


Slytherin: Love will find a way.


Ravenclaw: True love never grows old.



Slytherin: Necessity is the mother of invention. 


Gryffindor: Sacrifice is the child of necessity.


Ravenclaw: Invention is the only necessity.


Hufflepuff: Invention is hard and change is scary.



Ravenclaw: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.


Slytherin: No foreseeable gain, no reason to venture.


Gryffindor: Nothing ventured, no reason to live anymore.


Hufflepuff: Nothing ventured.


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