Alfred Slinkard

Student

  • Joined November 2016
  • Member of Hufflepuff
  • 0 House Points
  • 1st Year
  • United States

Backstory

When I received my Hogwarts Letter on that facking beautiful day, I didn’t know what it would mean. At first I thought it was just a joke, ya know? My boyfriend likes to play pranks on me, and sometimes blame me when weird stuff happens around the house. How was I supposed to know that regular pencils can’t write in all the colors of the rainbow? Anywhale, my beaux's folks were going to go shopping in London and thought they would humor me. Man, the look on their face when we stopped by the pub and the sign said “The Leaky Cauldron” instead of the Muggle name! The innkeeper was a goofy and eccentric elderly man, and there were some dope ass people to show me around.
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