Hello to you, the person who's reading this as of now.
The name's Elise. Come and be friends with me if you like memes, history, reptiles, long talks about the meaning of life, or listening to bad puns.
Or just come and be friends either way. I'm not that bad of a person, and I have glowing reviews.
One of my best friends (4 out of 5 stars)
"Yes absolutely! In case you were just talking about the times she's asleep, unconscious and not flooding me with horrible meme videos and bad puns. Gotta appreciate the effort though."
My mother (2 out of 5 stars)
"Who are you and why are you in my house?"
Friend (3 out of 5 stars)
"She thinks she has golden humor, but really it's basically garbage. Has good food though."