Teenage Deadpool Incarnate™
"My name is Keith. I'm SO EMO." -Pidge Holt
"I'm really small, so I think if I shrink, I'd turn into a puddle." -Millie Bobby Brown (my hypothetical wife.)
"Well, I like peanut butter. And peanut butter cookies. But I hate peanuts. They're so dry! Also, I sweat a lot. In general, I mean. Unrelated to the peanuts." -Pidge Holt
"Tasty cosmos: Milkey Way bar, MoonPie, Eclipse gum, Orbit gum, Sunkist, Celestial seasonings, Mars bar. No food named Uranus." -Neil Degrasse Tyson
Professional shipper, lyric memorizer, and sarcastic battle champion. Adopted child of Edmund Goldstein.
Sexuality/Gender: Pansexual, Non-binary (they/them)
Wand: Hazelwood, phoenix feather core, 12.5 inches, slightly springy flexibility.
House: Slytherin (obviously.)
Ilvermorny House: Horned Serpent.
Religion: Sebastian Stan's little nose crinkle when he laughs.
Personality: Just mix Nico di Angelo, Deadpool and Sam Winchester (flannel included.)
SHOUTOUT TO MY PEOPLEZ RHYS GRAYWOOD, HELEN GRAYWOOD, SECI GRANGER, KARA AARYN BLACK, JENNY MARR, VIOLET BUCHANAN BARNES AND EDMUND GOLDSTEIN.
My name is [Adrian].
Nice to meet you.
Welcome to the profile of a pansexual non-binary teen who's future is about as bright as Dan Howell's wardrobe.
PJO/HoO/ToA, Harry Potter, Carry On, Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda
All things Avengers, Deadpool, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Star Wars, Stranger Things, The Fosters, Riverdale, Voltron: Legendary Defender
Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Heathers, Newsies, The Greatest Showman
Dan and Phil (Phandom), Creepypasta, MilesChronicles, Yandere Simulator, Doki Doki Literature Club
Klance, Phan, Destiel, Snowbaz, Stucky, Tree Bros
I LOVE FOOD.