- Joined January 2018
- Member of Slytherin
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- 1st Year
BackstoryAsher Conrad Graves
Oliver King is a purely amazing intellectual. He is my best friend, and superior to Enoch, in both ego and looks. He is one of a kind, and is my superior, and should be everyone's. He is god.
Ash (Pokemon references won't be tolerated)
Pats (reserved for Astarra Lovegood)
Ash Catch 'em all (reserved for Jasmine)
Marshmallow (reserved for Rhianna Kalcon)
Ashman (reserved for Reggie)
Fish Sticks (reserved for Jayden A.)
Sassher (reserved for Julian Moretti)
Popsicle (reserved for Edalyn Grace)
Or anything else that suits your fancy, I honestly wont care.
--Corner of saltiness • invitation required --
The Ashers you might meet:
-Complete dickhead Asher
-Sweet wholesome Asher
-Sexual innuendo Asher
-Asher who's extremely tired and about to faint
Online Adoptive Father of:
"Cuter than Cole Sprouse"- Heather Finch-Fletchley
"Sexy genius"- Asher, (very drunk)
Asher is tall and thin-ish, with brown eyes and white hair. He wears oversized hoodies a lot of the time, and you'll often find him holding a cherry lollipop and rolling his eyes.
Honestly, kind of bitchy. In a good way if you're into that though. He curses more than he should, but otherwise he stays out of trouble. He's an extroverted introvert and hates tedious tasks. Very flamboyant, and not all that humble, with very few redeeming qualities. He speaks in sarcasm and Norwegian.
((I might act rude or judge-y on the outside, but honestly I can give some pretty solid advice so if you need it I gotchu.))
He's gay, among other things. It's not very relevant though, so there's no need to make him the gay one in everything. He's not a touchy-feely-emotional kind of type, so don't try that out either. Maybe a bit of a drama queen though. He's also 17 NOW BECAUSE IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY. Yay.
Passive aggressiveness 10/10
He's not going to roleplay if you start it off with a topic like suicide or abuse. Like don't even get me started.
No god-modding PLEASE, long enough sentences, asterisks are cringey af, 3rd person if you can but 1st is fine, If I stop replying it's because I forgot or the roleplay stopped being interesting whatsoever.
"We're not very good company, but at least we're good bad company."
If the conversation gets boring, I'll stop replying. Just remind me if you want to talk and I'll talk. Also, I'm not interested in dating right now so there's that.
Political views (for those who are curious):
I was raised pretty conservative, but I identify with traditional liberalism (freedom of speech, freedom to do what you want with your body, equal rights and opportunity rights, no physical or sexual assault, etc.) but I still have a few less liberal opinions (anti feminism, anti sjw-ism, and an overall disagreement with most religious beliefs, etc.). That said I think everyone has the right to their opinions.
(Also I'm a bit of a debate enthusiast, so if you want to talk just let me know)
Sappy weaknesses: I like animals. If there's one thing you can use against me it's baby ferrets (look that up I swear you'll die of cuteness jesus fuck) ALSO sometimes things get a little too real, I've attempted suicide and all that bs, just be chill and I'll be chill.
(Also apologies for the 3rd person/1st person inconsistencies)
Shoutout to Tristian Hays
Wowowow here's an extended list of my fandoms for anyone wondering how many nerd points I get.
-Avatar: The last airbender
-The legend of Korra
-The X FIles
-Over the garden wall
-The end of the f***ing world
-Lord of the rings + The Hobbit
-Welcome to Nightvale
-Game of Thrones
-Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
-A series of unfortunate events
-The Wicked + The Divine
-Scott Pilgrim (+anything by Brian Lee O’Malley
-Cigarettes after Sex
-Marina + The diamonds
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