I will rule the universe and anyone who refuses to join the party will perish. I am the missing son of Bill Cipher, the best frikin partier in the whole UNIVERSE. All you people live to die right, me? Well... I live to kill you. Jk! I'm just messing! Father might be gone, but I WILL sit on the throne and host the best infinite universal domination party. Like I said, refuse to be my slave, and you will suffer a horrible death. Kapeesh? Good. Now where's that PINETREE? He will be the first to go. And Fordy... And SHOOTING STAR... And Wendy... And... You get the idea.
Now go be my salve! Oh yeah. One more thing. I can't share my real name, but I do like Doritos a mighty lot! That's where I got my nickname. Now come my fRiEnDs, meet your new king